powerjock: “ coffindude: “ lightbluesoldier: “ i fused dwayne johnson and vin diesel (dwin johnsel) together and he looks surprisingly more innocent than his two contributors ” this man could never be an action movie star ” this man works at...
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A Haiku

themodifieddoll:

Take me down to Hai-
ku city where the grass is
green, and the dammit

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  • *at a spelling bee*
  • Judge: Your word is 'definition'
  • Kid: Can u use it in a sentence
  • Judge: Can I have a definition please
  • Kid: But.. I don't know what it means
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    reblog if you’re NOT banksy

    dagfella:

    lets find out who he is by process of elimination

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    OK LISTEN UP U ENGLISH TALLY WACKER BIG BENS

    businesshag:

    bewbin:

    ITS CALLED THE NEW YORK YANKEES

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    YOUVE NEVER SEEN IT BECUASE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOURSELVES!!! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. YOUR SELFISH AND YOU DONT HAVE A JOB. WHY WOULD U LEAVE ME SHARON! WHY!

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    yo-dawg-nice:

    doctor who more like doctor poo

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    OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

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    tigermisu: “party-wok: “ joshistheworst: “ ” NINE PERCENT OF DEEZ NUTS ” i love north carolina ”
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    @people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun

    officialhamlet:

    marioblart:

    why would u do that to your mouth

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  • Me: God I'm so tired
  • Person: oh really?
  • Me: yea I'm so hungry too
  • Person: so ur hungry and tired?
  • Me: yes that's correct
  • Person: so that means ur hired
  • Me: thanks for this opportunity
  • Person: great to have u aboard the team kid
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